So this week I have been watching The Dinosaur
Project...never heard of it? Neither did I until I saw it in the listings on a
website I use to stream movies. Yet apparently this movie hit UK cinemas last
August, even though I never saw any trailers for it. Anyway, once you have
watched it you’ll know why it didn’t receive any coverage.
The film starts with the recovery of video footage
from a missing exhibition team which vanished without trace a few weeks before.
Trying to imitate the style of hand-cam films like The Blair Witch Project but
much more poorly, The Dinosaur Project retells what happened to the awry
exhibition.
Things kick-off with explorer Marchant, played by
Richard Dillane, preparing his team to head off into the deepest recesses of
the Congo in search of a mysterious lake creature (think Loch Ness monster)
that has been sighted in recent months.
The team end up stranded in the jungle after some
‘birds’ crash into the helicopter, sending it spinning downward into the depths
of the Congo. Most of the team manage to escape alive before the helicopter
goes up in flames and resolve to head out of the jungle and back to safety.
They take shelter for the night in an abandoned
village and are attacked by small, winged dinosaurs. The next day the team run
into even more dinosaurs, become separated and then have to run from some more
dinosaurs. While separated, Luke Marchant (Matt Kane) and Charlie Rutherford
(Peter Brooke) discover a fabled gateway to a valley of dinosaurs - where the
reptiles have somehow managed to survive for the last 65 million years.
I’m not going to spoil the ending in case you do
want to watch it but to be fair you see it coming from ten miles away.
And I think that’s the main problem with this film.
You know what’s going to happen all the way through. It is just like any other
exhibition-gone-wrong film like Anaconda or...erm...Congo...but without the
gorillas. There are no surprises and no clever twists, which is a shame,
because that could have been what made the film.
The CGI dinosaurs are also not up to scratch. They
are alright but there are some creature films from ten years ago that had
better special effects than in this. The dinosaurs aren’t terrible but they are
not amazing either. That said though there is a scene near the end of
the film where you see the valley of the dinosaurs and the quality of the
backdrop is stunning.
Another thing I will compliment in this film is the
camera work. The scenes are shot well but that is also a problem for a film
like this. If anything the cameras are a little too still. If you were running
through the rainforest being chased by a dinosaur, there is no way that your hand
would be that steady.
The Dinosaur Project gets 4/10.
Dang, sounds like if it had been done a little better (better CG and more realistic "documentary" feel), it could've been way cool!
ReplyDeleteTotally. Also, an unexpected twist at the end would have been its saving grace and made up for everything else if it had done it but alas, it did not. :(
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